i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it
ok, knock knock?
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
ＳＡＮＴＡ ＣＬＡＵＳ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＩＮＧ ＴＯＮＩＧＨＴ
ＳＡＴＡＮ ＣＬＡＵＳ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＩＮＧ ＴＯＮＩＧＨＴ
OH NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you”, Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not here dammit and you live on the other side of the world)
glass wall separating the rest of your ship and the warp core to prevent radioactivity flooding elsewhere than the compartment: goodbye, t’hy’la